Are you ready for the jackassery amongst the ne'er do wells?
We are hosting a rally from June 24, 2011 - June 26, 2011 at the
Cedar Ridge Campground
205 River Road
Montague, N.J. 07827
Link To the Cedar Ridge Campground Website
Link to a review of Cedar Ridge Campground with map
Our Rally - (as written by Alan)
If Your a JackAss & Ya know it, Raise Your Hand.....
or at least sign the wavier, cause this is gonna be "One Kick-Ass Rally"
Besides we wouldn't want Ya to sue U.S. when ya;
Kill Yourself on Mario's World Renown Gymkhana.
So if you think You can handle riding Your 10'' inched Wheel Skirt Bike on some very twisty Red Light Free(ish) Rides,
through some of the most Beautiful Roads & State Parks the Tri-state has to offer. Then you should come to this one.
But don't forget to bring Yer' Speedo. Your gonna need it for the In ground Swimming Pool & quite possible "The Slow Race"
or if You fall out'a the Paddle Boats into the Duck Pond.
They sell SunBlock at the Campstore/ Pool Rm./ Game-room / laundry Rm. (incase ya shit yerself) &
You should definitely wear some Sun Block if plan on joining U.S. for the Giant Huge Bonfire's.
Which takes place just as soon as we finish poking our eyes out, after seeing yet another episode of "16 Candles" on The Big Screen, under the Big Pavilion or You can just throw Jiffy-Pop at the Screen & each other instead. Go ahead, see if I care.
I hope you-come hungry & not hangry (that's angry & hungry together) Cause we'll have The Traditional BBQ going most all the time, with stuff to coat your stomach with.
And a Big-Ass Dinner/ Breakfast (hopefully not at the same time).
There's too much for to mention, But it's a Traditional Rally in the Traditional Sense(less) ...
So expect a raffle, Raffle, RAFFLE.... Prizes, Games, T-shirts, Patches Music & Plenty of Jackass-R-we.
This rally is open to ALL scooterists.
Email the Usual Suspects: usualsuspectssc@gmail.com
We're getting a lot of awesome sponsors
We'll be posting the new patch artwork shortly.
Our new artwork is courtesy of MaryAnn Held.
If you are interested in checking out more by MaryAnn then be sure to go to her website @ www.maryannheld.com .
June 24, 2011 - June 26, 2011
at the Cedar Ridge Campgrounds